STARTING JUNE 01 2025, we will be offering this unique service:

Book Today. Mowed Tomorrow. Or You Don’t Pay a Blade.
(Weather permitting. Limited spots. Unlimited lawn pride.)

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Here’s the Deal (And Yes, It’s Real)
We’re offering a next-day lawn cutting special that’s so fast, it might break the lawn sound barrier.*

🌱 Book your mow today and we’ll cut your grass tomorrow —
Or we mow it for FREE. (Yes, free as in zero, zip, nada.)

✅ Only a few lawns can be saved per day (3 or 4, to be exact – we’re good, not omnipotent)
✅ Applies to Calgary residents within service areas
✅ Mother Nature gets the final say — if it’s snowing sideways, we pause the mower
✅ Must book today to qualify for next-day or free

💥 Why Are We Doing This?
Because your grass is growing faster than a teenager during spring break, and we want to prove we’re the Usain Bolt of blades.

Also, we love a challenge. And lawns. And the look on your face when it’s done.

🔥 Ready to Test Us?
Click the link, pick your time, and prepare to witness greatness. Or don’t… but your grass will.

👉 Book Your Lawn Rescue Now
👉 View Our Lawn Care Packages

🕒 Limited daily spots. Blink and they’re gone.
💡 Terms apply. Mowers won’t run in a blizzard or during city-wide moose stampedes.